Lord Doitsu

A joke, created by the Hetalia fandom revolving around the character Germany. Germany is referred to as Doitsu, which is Japanese for Germany, by North Italy. That's where the name comes from, duh. Lord Doitsu is the "God" in the fan-made religion Doitsuism.

We must all please Lord Doitsu and shine bright.

by themangasarebetter June 9, 2017

Doity

Is a slang term for the word 'dirty' used by many. It is one of the best words in the world as you can use it to describe almost anything. Especialy if you are being rude. Doity was a word used by Tam the great, and so i give to you this marvelous word, Doity.

You are so doity.

Oh, that boy is being doity.

Cabbage? No. Dont be so doity.

by DoityPoo May 14, 2009

X doubt

Is a reaction image that you send when you see a post that you're skeptical about it or you don't believe that its true.

Anonymous: *saw an unbelievable post*
Anonymous: *inserts X doubt picture*

by Ainsmegunee February 21, 2018

When in Doubt...Jizz it Out

It means to live in the moment, and when things start to worry you..just let it go..

When in Doubt...jIzz it out

by Axking May 30, 2010

Dorito Finger

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.

Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."

by brainsbrainsbrains June 2, 2009

Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.

"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"

by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016

doiter

A doiter is a stomach on a male that is larger than it should be in respect to the other body dimensions. It generally sticks out moreso than down, and that is what separates it from the beer belly. It is a close relative to the boiler.

Check out <i>that</i> doiter.

by MadtownLems July 7, 2006