Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*

Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!

by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008

Douche Bag

A waste of oxygen, a retarded piece of shit who has no brains and is usually the average "pretty boy"

Friend One: Man evan is sooo annoying

Friend two: I know

Friend One: He acts like he's the best, and he is some stupid.
he's he's...

Friend Two : A Douche bag

Friend one: YES!!!!!!

by That wierd walmart guy September 29, 2011

Douche Bag

Douche Bag adj, The Jonas Brothers

"hey your a total jonas brother... ya your a douche bag"

by MR. hatesjonases April 4, 2009

Douche Bag

A man whos life revolves around Diablo and then gets a hot girlfriend.

Pete is such a douchebag

by Borg February 28, 2004

Douche Bag

Refers to a person who wears the combination of Hunting Camo, has Chin Strap facial hair, and Drives a Pickup.

Did you see that arrogant hick wearing hunting camo...and he's not hunting. What a Douche Bag.

by River Rat Hater May 30, 2008

Douche Bag

People who think they are automatically cool for being on the Football team. Or drives a car in which the sound system cost more than the car itself.

The entire football team is here, they are douche bags.

by TRAVBO December 8, 2003

Douche Bag

a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other

Shut up Jeremy you're such a douche bag

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002