Douche

Some one who is a total asshole , the kind of person that would cheat on their girlfriend after they knocked her up

I can't believe he called you a fat whore!
your pregnant and its his fault!
Hes such a douche!

by Alexandra Nicole June 24, 2009

Douche

Someone who wears "big label belts" while taking pictures with items such as champagne, or slutty girls. Typically characterized as "too cool."

"I saw a lot of douches at the club last night."

by caffcoi November 28, 2013

Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man December 28, 2008

Douche

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.

by RiadsMom January 3, 2008

Douche

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

by Dinah and Leslie May 15, 2006

Douche

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003

Douche

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut

That douche was talking shit about my mom.

Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.

by JORGOR January 3, 2008