Dookie is literally bird shit or piss. When you ever got a bird shit dropped on you, go take a shower cause it is sticky, smelly and disgusting.
Alvin: EWWWW WTF?! YO THIS FUCKING BIRD DROPPED ITS DOOKIE ON ME!
Adam: What's a dookie?
Alvin: BIRD SHIT OR PISS!
Adam: Of course you would know, you know lots of dirty stuff so yeah I should've not asked.
Alvin:
Adam: What's a dookie?
Alvin: BIRD SHIT OR PISS!
Adam: Of course you would know, you know lots of dirty stuff so yeah I should've not asked.
Alvin:
by Wael blox December 17, 2020

A wet lush pile of human fecal matter, the term "dookie" should be used only when the fecal matter is extra wet and lubricated.
by BronTron January 26, 2017

by jessiqua September 3, 2003

by tylerrrrrrrr September 20, 2007

by tyboogi May 1, 2009


A: Did you hear what happened to John on equipment day?
B: Did he get shitty gear?
A: He got a dookie! hahahah
B: Did he get shitty gear?
A: He got a dookie! hahahah
by imdoinme123 August 16, 2011
