Dookie

A wet lush pile of human fecal matter, the term "dookie" should be used only when the fecal matter is extra wet and lubricated.

I hope I get out of this interview soon, I've got to take a violent dookie.

by BronTron January 26, 2017

dookie

Dookie is literally bird shit or piss. When you ever got a bird shit dropped on you, go take a shower cause it is sticky, smelly and disgusting.

Alvin: EWWWW WTF?! YO THIS FUCKING BIRD DROPPED ITS DOOKIE ON ME!
Adam: What's a dookie?
Alvin: BIRD SHIT OR PISS!
Adam: Of course you would know, you know lots of dirty stuff so yeah I should've not asked.
Alvin:

by Wael blox December 17, 2020

dookie

Marijuana resin that builds up inside a smoking pipe.

Shit, I scraped my bowl for some dookie, smoked that shit, and got high as fuck.

by tylerrrrrrrr September 20, 2007

dookie

dookie is when allistar takes a massive shit in the kitty litter box.

"Allister's dookie was so smelly, even Puddy wouldn't use the litter box."

by jessiqua September 3, 2003

dookie

the space between the bed and wall in a hotel room

I threw my friend in the dookie to hide

by tyboogi May 1, 2009

dookie

Derived from a Green Day album, the word 'dookie' also came to be a term of affection for someone.

I love my dookie.

by Haushinka March 8, 2004

dookie

Any football helmet that has a facemask with a vertical bar right in between your eyes.

A: Did you hear what happened to John on equipment day?
B: Did he get shitty gear?
A: He got a dookie! hahahah

by imdoinme123 August 16, 2011