doobie

Scooby Doo's middle name.

by hahaaa April 6, 2003

Cheeker Doodie

Another word for someones cheeks.

Aww look at those chubby little cheeker doodies.

by Cheeker Master January 8, 2010

Homo doofious

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.

The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.

by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008

doobitch

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.

"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."

by killerqueen May 4, 2005

allah doobie sex

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah

i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic

by 123890567 September 9, 2020

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

good doobie

Someone who does things properly or as expected.
From old kids' t.v. show Romper Room, where the chick said "don't be a Don't Bee and do be a Do Bee." Morphed into good doobie, which is redundant.

I'm going to be a good doobie and go home early.

by Liberte September 1, 2008