dry as a dead dingos donger

Australian Slang: Meaning that your really thirsty, usually words heard around a pub when no drinks are being served because sevice is slow and the locals are getting impatient.

-Oi Shazza! Could you hurry it up a tad I'm dry as a dead dingos donger over 'ere
-Chuck us a coldie, all this hard yakka is making me as dry as a dead dingos donger!

by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Donger deed

When you take out a door knob using your mouth

Person 1 :I just did the donger deed

Person 2 : NO WAYY

by Whatsgoodfolks1 June 22, 2021

Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis

Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs November 10, 2015

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that double donger that slam Diego pulled off today?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Double Donger

When the Padres wax the Giants’ asses twice in one day

Dang Marc can you believe that Double Donger the Padres pulled off today?!?!?!?

by Dale Gribble September 13, 2020

Donger

Dingus, Doofus, Dork. Someone dumb.

Shut up you donger.

by CraveIt May 16, 2019