I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised

“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”

by Paulie Wallnuts June 27, 2023

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dogshit tight

So fucking tight it don’t make no sense

Hey you fucking worms make sure that collar clamp is dogshit tight or kick rocks maggots!

by Hard Knox life December 16, 2020

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dogshit reacharound

The worst reacharound you can get……Completed by someone with massive hands that make your member look microscopic, with palms and fingers covered by questionable skin diseases and warts.

The company I work for is a complete dogshit reacharound

by BigGammonFaceTim September 18, 2022

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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

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