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urban DICKtionary

Someone who posts things on urban dictionary targeted at specific people, and is a dick in general.
he posts so much stuff on urban DICKtionary.
by saskenarutosakuraLOVE October 23, 2019
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urbdick dicktionary

what this place is. dicks growing on trees, aaaah...
urbdick dicktionary was found dead because it was bankrupt
by wowwow yt November 18, 2021
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Urban dictationary

the stupid website you reading from right now and thanks to that little voice in your head for reading this.
Hey let's go look at the urban dictationary
Fuck yeah
by Ytdfgdfgsdfsgdddhgf January 17, 2015
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dicktionary

A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.
Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.
by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. November 9, 2007
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Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.
Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation
by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016
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Dicktionary

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!
by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011
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dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.
(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006
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