Dickmatized

when you are so attached to a guy that does really well in sexual intercourse and has a nice shape/size dick.

I think I was only with Dan because he had a nice dick. I was dickmatized.

by ruckify July 18, 2023

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Dickmatized

When an emotional attachment is formed from being f*cked by a sturdy shlong with good girth and the woman starts seeing said shlong owner as a prince from a fairytale about to sweep her off her feet and take her to a castle to be married.

"Oh gosh darn it, Chad dickmatized me again. I know he's a serial cheater and has connections to the mafia, but I'm sure this time he's the one I've been waiting for!"

"Serial killer + dickmatizing skill = Prince Charming"

by Lizardmcgdoogle June 17, 2025

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