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Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection
Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024
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Dick Rider

Those girls that only talk, and hang around with the hottest kid but never talks to anyone else and makes gross noises when others pass her.
Friend 1: Did you see that girl last class?
Friend 2: Yeah I did, shes a Dick Rider!
by RedForsberg August 25, 2020
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Dick rider

Dick rider : Look at this 0.5 picture

Gc: Cj u gotta stop that shit not good for you
by Neverhavinahk September 20, 2022
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tanqr dick rider

a 9 year old iPad kid that idolizes competitive roblox bedwars players and goes to great lengths to defend tanqr. they are usually mobile players that brag about their supposed "skill" and have "yo", "sweaty", "skill aura","star", and much more degenerate shit. when they don't know what to say to defend tanqr their excuse is that he only plays for fun which is a lie. oh and for some reason his arsenal fans still defend him even though he is a r6 and washed. cmon dracoo is CLEARLY better but you think tanqr is better because he is popular.

kinda unrelated but i have seen 200+ replies on a comment that said tanqr isn't even good. thats fucking crazy.
a person who is actually smart: man i think the skinny pedophile minibloxia is better
another person who is smart: yeah he is good at bedwars and aiming
tanqr dick rider: oh you're so wrong tanqr is CLEARLY better and my soy boy vitamin d deficient tanqr is better
by Reminite December 5, 2023
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Dick Rider

Used as a joke or to downplay a man who is supporting a male individual too much
You're a dick rider...

SERIOUSLY.??? The Kings in my circle don't talk like that. Never heard of the Queens talk about riding on another woman's vagina. And why is it accustomed for black men to say it (as a joke)? No offense, but think about it?
by RIP YOUNG KINGZ July 4, 2022
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dick rider

my friend jackob
MAN JACKOB IS A DICK RIDER
by BIGDICKRANDY45 June 6, 2024
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Dick rider

A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.

The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
Who Elon Musk? He’s just a dick rider for Trump.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
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