Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011

i'm not puting a dick on you

a sentence wich is said in israel, while being mad at someone.

boy 1: i hate you
boy 2: oh really?
boy 1: yeah, i hate you so much that i'm not puting a dick on you!

by kosto September 22, 2008

hard dick on yatch

a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!

i got a hard dick on yatch eneded up fucking her.

by damien buss adelaide and twaat June 7, 2017

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

Bobby Big Dick on the nigga

That one quote from Grand Theft Auto V:

Bobby Big Dick on the nigga huh

by Josefth3ripper March 4, 2025

Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.

David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire

by King_Toxic February 12, 2025

On dick

When a person who is constantly or is always in someone’s business

Did you see what she post on Facebook?

Yeah bitch you on dick

by Ikyfl August 8, 2021