Wilburing Device

The act of using a Banana Peel to Masturbate. Derived from combining the news of an Australian Celebrity named Wilbur Wilde's ex-wife's admission to him having an abnormally large penis and a bizare method of masturbating!

Why were you so long in the toilet? Were you using your Wilburing Device?

by Wrighty January 15, 2006

Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

Devicious

The word sounds a bit cunning and cleverlish. So,an explanation would be that a person acts like they are one way, but in actuality they have an underlying motive and quietly and sneakily put their scheme into action in order to get what they want by any means. They do not act in the open it is done with craftiness and cunning.

He acted deviciously in organising the party.

by Srtk August 22, 2014

electronic device

What ur on right now

I’m on a electronic device

by WildFireVance30 June 8, 2018

The Infernal Devices

The Infernal Devices is the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. It was the second published series in The Shadowhunter Chronicles, but is the first story chronologically.
Tessa, Will and Jem are in a Lovetriangle
Shortcut: TID

A: I like The Infernal Devices more than The Mortal Instruments

by Carlalena January 30, 2015

Delicacy

The word used by "rich barbarians" to try and hide the fact they are eating the most disgusting animal parts that are otherwise too gross to even mention.

Delicacy: Monkey-BRAINS, Bulls-BALLS, Snails (Escargot), Frogs-Legs, Caviar (Fish-EGGS), Diseased Duck-Liver (foie gras), Pate (Grade Z meat whipped into a blend of filth), Sweetbreads (Thymus glands of a Lamb, Cows, and Pigs.)
Cow-TONGUE, Cat-Penis, Dogs-Balls, Pig-Ears & Feet, etc.

by Tenshihan December 9, 2008

Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009