Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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destroy debt december

This is the month where you have to destroy your debt. First you visit your favorite gambling site : On the 1st day you bet $1, on the 2nd day $2 and so on... On the 31st you have to bet $31.

You win destroy debt december when you are debt-free on january 1.
John: joww dude you doing destroy debt december?

Dennis: Yeah of course I hope I can pay off my student loans!
John: Nice!
by DrRocky November 16, 2018
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