desiree

a weird ass bitch clown weirdo but she’s my cousin so yeah

desiree! why are you so rude

j.k. you’re just my cousin haha

by hehehehehehehisipbro August 25, 2018

desiree

a bitch who deserves no happiness at all

friend: hey emily did you see desiree

emily: yea she’s a bitch and no one likes her she’s a crybaby who thinks that having trash in her room is “crackhead energy”

by ananaaanan April 13, 2020

desiree

a hoodrat that sleeps with everyone's man

Theresa: Did you hear what Desiree did?
Jasmine: What this hoe do now?
Theresa: She slept with the whole golf and tennis team and gave them herpes! And shes selling a canoe.

by xvrmx November 10, 2015

desiree

sasquatch.
annoying.
ugly.
sluty.
wierd.
fett.
normally givin someone head.

guy 1:Damn i just got fucked by a desiree.
guy 2:ewww that bitch is a hoe
You let a fat ass gorilla fuck you?
guy 1:I regret every second of it!

by carnegie February 2, 2008

desiree

The most dumbest person in a crowd, they weirdest person is school. The most annoying bitch in this entire world. Das mah best franddddddd.

person 1:Oh wow, who the fuck is that bitch.
person 2: oh thats that crazy bitch desiree

by KAILA MOTHA FUKIN BENNETT March 20, 2018

desiree

a crazy possessed girl that laughs at dumb jokes and her eyes are always in the back of her head and it makes me scared

yo are you ok is desiree getting up on you

by hilmao February 16, 2018

desiree

A fat person who likes to ride horses, but never loses weight. they enjoys putting strange colours in their hair and expects everyone to say it looks pretty, but the truth is it doesnt. they have a ton of boyfriends one after the other and they all know they can get in her pants.

person 1: omg that girl is so fat
person 2: yeah she is like sooo desiree

by pinklemonade:D May 31, 2010