derpes

A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.

Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.

Some time later…

Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.

by Derpes saves lives! August 19, 2012

Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

by rawkies July 13, 2010

Deeped

When your mates roast or burn you so much, that their words cut deep.

Especially applicable if :

- Bringing up embarrassing past personal events.
- Done in front of a large crowd.

Gary: "Oi where's Bill, he's meant to be here an hour ago?"
Jeremy: "Nah son, leave it - let him be. - He got deeped yesterday"

by UrAFknDickedCuz November 10, 2016

Derpes

The outcome of what happens when a derp gives a person the herps.

"So I went to the gyno today and I found out I have Herpes."
"I bet that derp boyfriend of yours gave it to you, huh?"
"Shit, your right. So I don't have herpes, I have derpes."

by NeonAcidDrop December 27, 2011

delped

one who has hooked up with an intoxicated girl at a party

shit dude i cant believe it but i got delped

by Noah Dall January 10, 2012

derpes

symptoms: retarded twisted facial expressions and outrageous nonsense coming out of you like word vomit

everyone on atp has derpes

by hollmonster March 5, 2011

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011