Derp

Is a word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions aswell as a wierd fraze such as...Derpdy

Normal person: "Hey, whats up?"

Connor White: "Derp herpa flerp merp der gerp"

Normal person: "Speak normal you derpy dick"

Connor White: "DERPPPPPPPP"

Normal Person: "Calm down"

Connor White:"wa"

by Hammond511 July 31, 2012

Derp

Someone who wont get out of your face or your life

Get out of my face you derp

by marzzol July 21, 2010

Derp

When performing a combo on someone online that has one or more Straight Up Jumping Punches and a x-ray in it, in MK9.

GOOD GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT DERP I DID TO THAT GUY?!?!?!

I derped him hard, coach.

by R_X_S_D & T_B_Z_A August 20, 2011

Derp

Blacking out in the shower

I derped this morning in the shower

by herp derpy ferpy October 20, 2010

Derp

Josh Micheal Guarasci OWNS THE WORD DERP AND I GIVE CARLOS COLANGELO AND JASON DOUCETTE PERMISSION TO SAY THIS WORD!!!!!!! DERP HERP HERPA DERPA WERP DERPA WERP A HERPA!!!

DERPA HERPA=FAIL!!!

by JOSH OWNS DERP!! November 29, 2011

derp-derp

A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth.

E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs.
For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"

Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?

by Boston Terrierist May 10, 2009

Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020