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johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.
johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.
by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008
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depth charger

when a man sticks his nose in the vaginal area so as to check the depth of what he is working with
Mannnn, i dropped a depth charger on dat girl last week and there aint much room to work wit!
by Mike May 28, 2004
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Depth Charge

Derivation of the blumpkin. A blumpkin is the act of receiving a fellatio while discharging feces on the toilet. To properly perform a depth charge, one must be receiving a blumpkin, then suddenly stand up, letting feces drop in to the toilet bowl, splashing the fellator in the face.
"I heard that Susie Creamcheese bit you while giving head?"
-"Yeah, so I quick stood up and let go a depth charge."
by RaoleDuke April 27, 2007
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Deathyy

Deathyy is a very awesome player that plays CS:S
Wow. I wish i played CS:S like that Deathyy kid.
by Zach Dolan October 15, 2009
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ocean depths

The vastness, depth and elasticity of a female's vaginal canal.
After venturing into her ocean depths, I nearly drowned and almost didn't return.
by Robyn February 25, 2004
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exaggerate the depth of voice

When someone repeats what another person said with a deeper tone.
Teenage Girl: I was going to wear that new skirt I bought but my dad said, "IT'S INAPPROPRIATE FOR THE OCCASION."

Mom: Your father didn't say it like that. Don't exaggerate the depth of voice.
by Tupac715 July 26, 2010
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depth

an abstract concept, the lack of which is used as a criticism by idiotic videogame reviewers and the morons who read their crap then regurgitate it on gamer forums. it is a wildcard that almost invariably comes into play when the stupid cunts can't find a single flaw in a game's graphics or gameplay.
Xbox360 fanboy: Holy shitz! Halo 3 ownz so much I'd let Master Chief fuck my mom in the ass.
PS3/Wii cocksucker: Yeah but you see, it kinda you know, LACKS DEPTH.
by The Arbiter October 15, 2007
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