Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011

Tri Delting

This is performing three or more of the following on more than one unsuspecting victim in a night; rusty trombone, rim job, reach around, frosty walrus, cleveland steamer, hoover, rusty bugger, dirty sanchez, smelly dorito, or angry pirate.

You should have seen me this weekend, I was Tri Delting chicken heads left and right.

by Bazan June 10, 2008

Delving deeper

Removing someone's uvula so that person can finally deepthroat without gagging.

Carl: My gf doesn't know how to deepthroat. She keeps throwing up.
John: Maybe you should try delving deeper. Worked for me and my Tinder date!

by xXx_Pussyslayer69_xXx March 12, 2018

johnny depping

Johnny depping some one is when you throw your phone at the other persons face after the act of love making

I'm johnny depping some one tonight

by Martiniuos January 9, 2018

delinguination

Ur mom

The thunder had always frowned on delinguination

by 🌽🌽 February 15, 2022

Derping in Herps

Verb.
To grin retartedly and/or drool while surrounded by extreme awesomeness because you can not express your joy/excitement/admiration for what ever that is around you with words.
Derived from the words "herp," meaning epic win, and "derp" meaning moment of retardation(according to some definitions).
Commonly occurs when listening to music or watching movies.

A:"So how was that Apocalyptica concert?"

B:"It had me derping in herps!"

A: "Lucky bastard."

by todellisus October 2, 2011