A boy around the age of seventeen. Particularly short in stature while his member ranges from 135 in to 256in. He is extremely smart when it come to video games especially rocket league. Favorite food is Doritos, he only eats Doritos ranging from cool ranch to flaming hot. His shirts tend to have rips in them but always top brands like Nike and under armour. He is cute and has red hair only on his head. His eyebrows are brown so if you know what I️ mean... is brown aswell. Although he peaked in 6th grade he is available on Snapchat, MySpace, Facebook, tinder and bumble.
He has so much Dorito crumbs on his fingers, his name must be Dean.
by Dean420 January 9, 2018
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Dean makes me feel good and sexy. Also he is into talking which is so unusual. I love that! Its a deadly combination. He is my favourite mosqito. Muerte dulce.
"Dean, can i call you Deaño?"
"Sure, babe. Can i call you MacMonserrat?"
"O yes"
by Krkič August 27, 2019
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an authoritative figure on a the faculty board of a highschool or college that is labeled by most as a short tempered, rude, narcissistic, insensitive, premature ejaculator. they ride around on golf carts and behave inb a way that mirors the mannerisms of your average maul cop. these people are sticklers for the rules and have an old testament attitude towards most deviating students.They also have an annoying habit of interpreting peoples lack of upholding the rules as being directed at them personally.
student 1: "dude i was walking to class minding my own business and all of an sudden one of the deans pulled out in front of me in his golf cart and wrote my up for an un-tucked shirt."

Student 2: "bra them deans be wack as shit."
by lemonjuicepandafucker May 16, 2011
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A common name for a male who often overobsesses with My Little Pony.
"Yeah, I can tell by his pony wallpaper that he's Dean."
by MahBoi1 April 5, 2017
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A person who is known by many people and is well respected in society.
Dean is a nice person.
by guy65483 February 9, 2017
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eats shit all day to distract himself from his tiny penis and micro brain
Dean is mostly an ass but sometimes he's fun to be with
by CaGe_Mudkip June 22, 2017
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