by TheBiggestBigShaq January 30, 2018
Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 14, 2010
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by Pickle Wizard July 04, 2019
Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.
by brontosaurus666 February 09, 2011
Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer
Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer
Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer
by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017
what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.
Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.
I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.
It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!
I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.
It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!
by HexMaster September 25, 2009