Dead Man's Hand

Historically, the phrase, "Dead Man's Hand" was given to the last poker hand that Wild Bill Hickok had been dealt when he was murdered during a game of five-card-draw. Although there is quite the controversy over what those five cards were or even if there actually were five cards when the infamous Hickok was slain, there appears to be a general mind that he was holding a pair of 8's and a pair of Ace's. However, the most controversial aspect about the poker hand in question, was the the number and suit of the fifth card.

You're about as useful as a "Dead Man's Hand."

by donkey otay April 20, 2012

Deadmau5

A super awesome Canadian techno/ house producer. Created tracks such as "some chords" and "ghosts n stuff". Uses a mau5head as his emblem.

Pronounced "dead mouse", not "dead mau five"

Deadmau5 is awesome!

by Bojojo June 16, 2011

You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.

*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!

by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008

Dead Man's Curve

A curve on I-90 where it meets with/ splits from OH Rt. 2 on the edge of downtown Cleveland. Going Westbound, there's an onramp from OH. Rt. 2 Eastbound just after it, so you have to cross over 2-4 lanes of traffic to get into Downtown Cleveland. Posted speed limit is 35 mph. Lots of traffic accidents involving ice/snow, tractor-trailors, and drunk drivers.

Then you get to have fun trying to hit I-77 or I-71 so you can get ANYWHERE into Southern or Western Cleveland and the accompanying suburbs. Another fine mess from the fucktards at ODOT!

"This jerkoff was trying to race me from the minute I got on the freeway, but I dusted his ass on Dead Man's Curve doing 70 mph."

"I was on my way to see you and a bunch of stunters on crotch rockets were weaving all over Dead Man's Curve, I was sure one of them was gonna crash."

by Pfefferknusse X. Anonymuss May 28, 2007

deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

Dirty Deadmau5

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor at an electronic concert and wiping off the vaginal juices on your friends shirt.

guy1- Why does your shirt smell like fish?

guy2- John wiped his fucking hand on my shirt after he was done fingering that girl.

guy1- That Dirty Deadmau5 son of a bitch!

by AL777 October 15, 2011

Deadmonton

The name described for a population of people that happen to inhabit Edmonton and don't like to do adventure outside households after school/work.

Wanna go to a movie tonight? Nah, theaters closed down in deadmonton.

Friend 1, "Feel like going out? It's Friday!!!"
Friend 2, "Ya but there's nowhere fun to go."
Friend 1, "Fuckin Deadmonton."

by Hipster Fuck December 1, 2009