1) following a
conversation that had revolved around riced out cars, Jim adds:
"Does anyone else think that corn dogs looks like rats having sex?"
-DERP!
Jim after
smoking weed:
"I woke up, or was I already awake?
It doesn't matter because THE CAT WAS STILL sleeping!!! ISN'T that odd?
-DERP
3)The sun hurts eyes!
-DERP!