The greatest person to ever live, easily smarter than Albert Einstein. Never makes a mistake, he's also very humble and kind. He has an amazing sense of humor and always makes everyone laugh. He's also very hot, like really hot, he's basically out of everyone's league and has a huge dick.
A formally stand up guy, famed for dropping inappropriate comments at the best of times, who's status took a huge hammering on the day he spent massaging the geek ego of the bearded know-it-all!!
Darren is a small guy with a big heart. He has a great personality and a brilliant sense of humor. He can go a bit over the top but is too lovable to be mad at. He is a great person in general, with great musical talent but is most importantly an amazing boyfriend, he treats his girlfriend like a princess and knows how to make her feel special. He is also an amazing lover. He is gorgeous, with a super cute smile and beautiful blue eyes you could get lost in.