dark

(v) to avoid people or events to an extreme level, to leave abruptly and unnoticed

(n) used to describe someone who is antisocial or just likes being on their own, someone who is hard to get in touch with eg. never answers their phone

Steve "Have you seen Terry recently?"
Ted "Nah, he's been darking all weekend"

Jim's darked off again

Jim and Terry are so dark

by Unreachable October 29, 2011

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darkness

The experience one has when eradicating a room of all luminous objects whilst remaining still and silent with eyes closed, listening to the aural infection of M83. Usually accompanied by wine from a box.

This place is dead, let's go back to mine for some Darkness.

I can't believe how good that mid-Darkness manwich was last night!

by geesee March 22, 2007

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The Darkness

Comedy rock band who are not getting anymore laughs and who should now disappear only to reappear in the series 'I Love...2003'.

Stuart Maconie'Do you remember the Darkness? I thought they were right funny until I heard that they were for real'
Jonathan Ross 'Oh yeah the Darkness. I wheely thoght they were qween, but a bit mowe qweer. They wheely were bwad'
Some other 'celebrity' - I loved the Darkness and always listened to them at home. My friends stopped calling though'

THE DARKNESS - Just say no.

'I'm dressing up as the Darkness this Halloween'

'Then you, my friend, are a twat'

by David Icke August 10, 2004

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