Distractivist

Distractivist : (n.) an activist with a savior complex who invents a false narrative to create a platform to put himself or herself into the spotlight in order to gain control or power and who has no desire at all to serve the people he or she claims to represent.

The people regretted voting a distractivist into office, for they later learned he only pretended to care about them in order to get elected.

by Callitwhatitis October 26, 2019

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

don't get distracted

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021

Distraction dance

Eating a burrito on the moon the act of eating a burrito on the moon.

While looking at someone distraction dance red killed you in comms and self reported

by Nononkno October 17, 2020

penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.

ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.

by niggman star33 October 6, 2011

Destraction

destraction dɪˈstrakʃən
n
1. the act or an instance of simultaneous distraction and destruction

1. Nick performed an act of self-destraction as he ate 10 lbs of food while playing Gran Turismo 5 the night before the exam.

2. Ashley and Teresa were not ashamed of the great amount of destraction they caused by jogging near the busy intersection in their bikinis.

by FurryDaddy January 24, 2011

Distract

Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.

The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020