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dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.
It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia
by Rfif February 7, 2024
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Dyson

A girl who is able to give long blow jobs without complaining or loosing suction/enthusism.
Claire is a dyson, she gave me a 1 hour BJ
by Amit702 July 10, 2022
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lily dyson

Hot mother fucker honestly the best girl u can get
Man she is Lily dyson
I would smash that ass
by Tatelangdonluvr April 8, 2023
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Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03)

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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Dysoning

The act of pooping under an aunt or grandmas couch and waiting for them to dust bust under the couch, sucking up your excrement.
Hey Dylan, Brett is Dysoning Aunt Sara
by Wandinian99 February 25, 2021
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Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
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Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.
No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.
by Block Dog August 6, 2021
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