dyslexic breasts

When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.
by TheBuffMuffin December 10, 2017
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Dyslexic Bae Syndrome

This is when Sophia can’t spell correctly and repeatedly tried over and over again to spell and failed at each and every attempt
“Is this how it’s spelled or do I have dyslexic bae syndrome
by Not very smart Sophia June 18, 2021
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dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!
Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!
by Schlongfacelots January 22, 2016
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A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.
You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420
by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020
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Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.
by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017
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Emotionally dyslexic

When someone hits on a person that is clearly not interested. They didn't read the room, they're emotionally dyslexic,
Yoh, Chad just got batted by that betty who's been avoiding him all night. Man's emotionally dyslexic.
by Lord-voldeSNORT June 30, 2023
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Big dyslexic mongo

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo
by Dictionarier123 November 08, 2019
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