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Upstairs-Downstairs

A way to describe a two-story house with stairs, so it has an upstairs and a downstairs. When you’re used to only living in a single story house, an upstairs means everything!
Did you hear Monica just bought a house? And it has an upstairs-downstairs!
by itsallaboutkey May 24, 2022
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Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.
"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."
by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014
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Downstairs Halitosis

It's like halitosis (bad breath) but from your downstairs.
Damn, the girl I took home last night had some serious downstairs halitosis.
by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024
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Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023
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Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.
Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .
by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016
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Downstairs Mixer

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?
by blundafromdownunda February 15, 2014
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