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Downstairs alleyway

A women’s very tender juicy, scrumptious, wet, fishy environment near the lower side of their body. This alleyway is enjoyed by many men who are bold to enter it
Oh baby I can’t wait to enter downstairs alleyway.
by Fishymaster3000 December 28, 2022
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downstairs energy

Downstairs energy just means that something is better than something else. Like when you are at a party the energy is always better either on the first floor or the basement.
The guys that were smoking had downstairs energy compared to the guys who were drinking.
by ahahhahahahahahahahhahaha October 28, 2020
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Downstairs Halitosis

It's like halitosis (bad breath) but from your downstairs.
Damn, the girl I took home last night had some serious downstairs halitosis.
by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024
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Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.
"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."
by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014
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Downstairs Mixer

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?
by blundafromdownunda February 15, 2014
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Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023
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downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.
Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.
by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014
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