Downstairs Mixer

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?

by blundafromdownunda February 15, 2014

downstairs mixer

Slang for vagina.

If she won't bathe I won't be visiting her downstairs mixer.

by noy thettis February 15, 2014

Downstairs Halitosis

It's like halitosis (bad breath) but from your downstairs.

Damn, the girl I took home last night had some serious downstairs halitosis.

by Homewreckin Hef May 27, 2024

Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.

"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014

downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

Two Neighbours Downstairs

Your Balls

I love my Two Neighbours Downstairs

by FakeC April 18, 2023