stressin' the dingle

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.

"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"

by Bearded March 6, 2008

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Dingle-Choch

Also known as Dingle-Chooch or Dingle-Cheech; the degree of severity varies. A word made by Amanda Moore as an insult to describe the udermost stupid idiot of all existence. Can be used more than once.

Guy: I didn't do any of my homework last night.
Girl: Oh my god what a dingle-choch.

by Amplifyer September 26, 2019

Dingle Forest

This is when there are more than one dingle berry. When you have a cultivation of the dingles.

My friend is digging around his/her butt. I ask "Are you growing something down there?" They look at me with a bewildered look. I say "Must be a dingle forest you're cultivating."

by Lady Fish Hook December 20, 2010

quandale dingle

a tiktok meme

Quandale Dingle is the name of a Pennsauken high school football player featured in a series of goofy ahh shitpost memes based on a viral screenshot of a PC login screen for a man with the name. The earliest known upload of the screenshot was posted to Twitter in September 2021 and went viral through reposts, inspiring further memes referencing the name and how ridiculous it is. In late 2021 throughout early 2022 people began using distorted images of people, mostly images of rapper NBA Youngboy, to represent Quandale Dingle in ironic memes. The name also inspired a trend where TikTokers create parody RapTV posts about Quandale.

by wolfzo July 7, 2022

Pringle Dingle

The Pringle Dingle can go 1 of 2 ways, one is to have your penis the size of a Pringle’s can or the size of the chip inside.

Omg Karin my boyfriend gave me a Pringle Dingle and I loved it

by PortalDM March 9, 2019

dingle snow

Tiny balls of toilet paper and poo blended together. These end up on the toilet seat or in your undershorts (panties for the ladies), when wiping with that expensive ass paper that is so soft it crumbles to pieces if excessive force is applied.

When I wipe my ass at your momma's house, it's like a dingle snow blizzard blew in. She buys that quilted cotton comforter shit for ass paper.

by MTnTX November 25, 2019