Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017
Get the Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimensionmug. this is the thot theory of the fourth dimension. Basically every time you pop a random boner, it's actually because a thot is actually riding your dick from the fourth dimension. But we can't see them but they can see us.
by thesmartestmanonthisflatearth February 16, 2018
Get the the thot theory of the fourth dimensionmug. Name given to a time and place when you have no f'ing idea when and where you are. Usually used when you wake up after passing out and don't know what time it is or where you are. May also be used when your so high you lose track of time and everything and everyone around you feels simulated.
drunk high
drunk high
Hey dude, wake up!
Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?
1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!
drunk high
Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?
1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!
drunk high
by Skylar King May 25, 2010
Get the 1/2 Floor, 4th dimensionmug. A social experiment like puthing around, but it will probably be solved very soon because of the secrets profile giving a hint.
"Yo bro, now that StudReviewer is solved, do you think DIMENSION-1 will be solved?"
"Maybe, its just a matter of time, after all, we know its related to mulitiplayer realm due to its profile."
"Maybe, its just a matter of time, after all, we know its related to mulitiplayer realm due to its profile."
by ⏁⟒☊⊑⋏⍜⏚⌰⏃⎅⟒ ⍀⟟⌇⟒ ⎍⌿ ⊬⍜⎍ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ September 17, 2025
Get the DIMENSION-1mug. by Aushdj July 20, 2022
Get the Infinite Dimensionsmug. Intro-dimension - (Noun) ones own dimension or constructed reality; Constructed from Tangible or non-Tangible means. A dimension that is created, maintained, and or bound by a individual being. An Intro-dimension can be percieved as Fictional or Non-Fictional depending on what its decided purpose is within our universe. An Intro-dimension can only be created by an individual or a group with all indivduals in agreement of its purpose. Intro-dimensional- (Adj/Pronoun)- relating or pertaining to ones own Intro-dimension.
I am creating my own Intro-dimension based on spiritual freedom.
A monk and a warrior live in two different Intro-dimensions.
When the peaceful monk went against his beliefs and became a warrior, his spirit traveled Intro-dimensionally.
If I could travel from the third to the fourth dimension, that would be Intro-dimensional travel.
The romance we share exists within our own Intro-dimension.
-MBriss2489
A monk and a warrior live in two different Intro-dimensions.
When the peaceful monk went against his beliefs and became a warrior, his spirit traveled Intro-dimensionally.
If I could travel from the third to the fourth dimension, that would be Intro-dimensional travel.
The romance we share exists within our own Intro-dimension.
-MBriss2489
by CedarMan May 10, 2018
Get the Intro-dimensionmug. Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.
This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.
Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.
Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*
J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*
J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
by Yung Doink February 15, 2024
Get the Columbo Dimensionmug.