Dildo

The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.

The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic!

by Dildos4FreeLolz August 25, 2008

Dildo

An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick

God dylan you're such a dildo XD

by Emma XD February 08, 2018

Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

dildo

Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.

"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."

by loujx November 13, 2007

Dildo

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.

Melody stop being such a dildo!

by Jiggleypuff96 August 16, 2017

dildo

I don’t think we can explain this here but it’s a pink phallic object.

“Hey dude, use dildos.”

by unfunny minecraft player February 05, 2020

dildo

Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.

I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.

by UCidiot April 21, 2003