National dick sucking day

may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)

national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?

by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019

National dick sucking day

June 15th Keydy will suck Anthony 🍆

Damn keydy it’s National dick sucking day, you know what that means

by 7606267 June 16, 2018

National Dick Suck Day

It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there

National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking

Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...

by The Remembrance May 25, 2018

national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018

I got my dick sucked.

A phrase used to describe the process of having a generally good time.

"I went to a party and the girls liked what i was doing. I got my dick sucked."

by willisw November 8, 2009

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

by idealismfosho January 4, 2010