david scott

An incredibly astounding gorgeous man, with the smile of an angel and the heart of lion

I hope to Marry a David Scott of a man

by M.S.R March 17, 2017

David Suzuki

The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.

Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!

by Old King Clancy April 22, 2009

David Story

When a person tells a story that is clearly unrealistic and everybody knows that he/she is full of shit. When the person is confronted they then become defensive and tell you to ask their father for proof.

That douche bag was telling a David Story when he said that he motor boated a donkey.

by Tito Esquire February 22, 2011

David Salazar

Certified Real Nigga, David Salazar is built DIFFERENT

David Salazar is a Real ass nigga

by The Realist101 April 30, 2021

alex david sansom

some fat skunked kid that is a melonhead and should just go in a corner and cry because he thinks he is cool because he is tiktok famous for doing minecraft edits.

I hate alex david sansom.

by yeahbuv October 11, 2020

david spade

Also known as the "Davey Spade".

Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.

A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.

This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.

That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.

by Sterile Dogg January 20, 2006

david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass

person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc

by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019