Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022

dave

the most creepy and animalistic kind of man you will ever meet. he is stuck in the past and in love with young girls. #andrea

Dave is my landlord and can kiss my ass

by bossassbitch69swagalicious March 2, 2022

Dave

the "butch" partner in a lesbian relationship

"who do you think is the dave?"

by larist January 18, 2009

Dave

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

by husky5592 April 28, 2011

Dave

Someone that nobody knows

"I was just talking to Dave"
"Who"?

by hollaholla078 January 9, 2012

Dave

A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned

How could anyone think that was a good idea? It must be a Dave thing.

by Big texta May 3, 2019

Dave

A coffee addict :)

The only thing Dave drinks is Madrinas Coffee, now with 20% off using code krtzyy!

by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020