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cyclops titty

One large, single nippled titty that protrudes from the middle of a woman's breastplate. Females with this condition must get special bras tailored for they're mammoth mammary or opt to not wear one at all.
Dan: So I took this girl out right.

Laur: Nice.

Dan: Yeah, anyways, I took this girl out. We went to the bar had drinks the whole shebang. Get her back to my place right we start making out.

Laur: Mhmm

Dan: I pinch the bra off start playing with what I thought was her right tit, and it was nice, it was nice, ya know real smooth and firm, I'm saying nice.

Laur: Go on...

Dan: I go to give lefty some action too and I can't find the fucker! I pull her shirt down and the bitch had one big ol' cyclops titty.

Laur: Damn man. What'd you do throw her out?

Dan: Nah I fucked her.
by B_Nuk$ January 2, 2010
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cyclops monkeys in a cup

Created on April 10th, 2008 by a young sexy beast of a boy named *censored* *censored* *censored*, Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup were an instant hit to the entire school. With their floppy, flailing arms, funny looking eye, and selling agreement with McDonald's, these lovable little items became an instant hit to the shopping market of the United States. Such a hit were they, in fact, that even the President and his cabinet fell in love with them.

Yes, you saw correctly. Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup are available in every McDonald's near you along with the purchase of a Happy Meal. Use their laserlike eyes to burn a hole in that disgusting 13482342 fat gram containing burger that you are eating!
I went to McD's (McSucks) and got fifty quarter pounders with cheese, along with five million milkshakes and nine thousand big macs (typical O'Malley order). Along with my gargantuan order came five free Cyclops Monkeys in a Cup! I was so excited that I went home and played with my new toy for twenty years.
by John DoeNumberfour April 10, 2008
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Cyclops Tit

I tittie fucked the shit out of that cyclops tit.
by jkfootball2 January 19, 2011
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cyclops

A Game in which player get in a car and drive aorund looking for cars with one headlight. If one is spotted "cyclops" is yelled and that person hits the car ceiling. then everyone else in the car has to remove an article of clothing. Anyone needing specific rules to the game can E-Mail me.
There is no real example for this word besides the explanation given above.
by Ryan Reed March 15, 2005
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cyclops

A verb, to cyclops. You're having sex with a girl from behind, and just before you finish, you spit on her back so that she thinks you came. Then, when she turns around, you come in her eye.
Tracy wears an eyepatch ever since Dan cyclops'd her.
by Captain Brucematical January 6, 2005
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Cyclops date

A date with someone you've met over the internet; it's not quite a blind date because you've seen their photo, chatted with them and possibly talked to them on the phone.
I have a cyclops date tonight at 8. Text me at 8:20 so I have an excuse to bail if it sucks.
by maxinca May 15, 2012
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Cyclops

The Cyclops is an Aussie invention. It was designed by a person who goes by the name of Tra la.

The Cyclops was designed for his/her rock smoking friends. Due to recent changes in the law, which made the sale of crack pipes over the counter illegal. Making it hard to find a good rock smoking implement.

The cyclops is based on the same design as a bucket bong. The only difference is the cone piece is replaced by a glass bowl called "the eye".

WARNING!!!! This way of smoking crystal meth is not for everyone. It kicks your fucken arse!

When having a Cyclops make sure your sitting down. If your not there is a good chance you'll find yourself coming to 20 seconds later, flat on your back saying "WHAT THE FUCK!" That is called Skinkn'it.
"Get the Cyclops out mate and lets get ripped off our tits"

WARNING!!!! FROM CYCLOPS TO PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS.

Only for hardcore meth smokers please.
by dj shiva August 7, 2007
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