Snuggle Custard

A term used to describe the mess left after sex, due to male ejaculation.

"Ooops, we got snuggle custard on the fitted sheet!"

by OmblissJuice August 30, 2016

Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ

He was caught polishing the Custard Musket

by peagoose June 10, 2007

custard chucker

A male penis, speficially describing the penis during ejaculation.

Beat my custard chucker like it owes you money and open wide, beeyotch!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

Jungle Custard

The semen of another man queefed by a woman

Growled this girl out and she queefed jungle custard on me

by Sando48 August 31, 2018

Custard Trout

Custard Trout is a creature of myth on the internet.
He, She or it, is known to be a troll, but with too large of a range of wesites to be known as real or not.
It is belived he struck xbox live in the year 2008, and Playstation network in 2009.

The myth tells us that he she or it lives in atlantis, and eats nothing but children and custard.

Custard Trout xbox live playstation troll

by Robot-Bacon March 3, 2009

Custard pickle

A little faggot that blows a lot of dick

“Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus”

by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018