cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.

Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.

by Ben E-wing November 16, 2010

dumpster cushion

Noun, a worthless piece of trash, that enjoys bringing home/sleeping on other worthless pieces of trash. Also known as a berry. Austin's very own Kim berry. Native to the region.

Frank was dating a dumpster cushion. She smelled like trash.

by Bwaaaahaha July 9, 2019

cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup

damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

by THE chocolate thunder February 5, 2013

Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.

john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?

by sweetjebus January 10, 2009

Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it

Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”

by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021

Pound Cushion

A Sex Partner, A lady that can handle a good rogering.

An old pound cushion busted me delivering the groceries to a new broad.

by 1234567 December 6, 2006

sin cushions

Lady's breasts. The bigger and bouncier the better.

Nigel just loved playing with Audrey's sin cushions as she stradled on his love gun.

by Steve M January 25, 2005