Cunk

The word "Cunk" is used in the context of the moment. If the moment is so stupidly funny then you would use the work cunk or say it like "Cunk Moment"

Friend: "Dude, the boss just did a backflip off the map"
Me: "LMFAO CUNK MOMENT"

by Newtellapog May 1, 2023

cunk

a stupid person, used when being silly.

“You are a total cunk Rey,” said Maddie

“You too,”. Rey laughed

by spookyscaryideas October 6, 2020

cunk

word used to describe someone in a negative way. a combination of c*ck, c*nt and cum.

my math teacher is such a cunk... like i can’t deal...

by jungle bobby December 14, 2020

Cunk

Combining the word Cunt and Cuck making Cunk

Have you met Mark? He's such a Cunk

by CunkBoi June 8, 2017

Cunk

Vaginal fluid leavings, front fanny dribble, portmanteau slang for c**tal spunk

My knickers are all cunky, they're nearly stiff with cunk.

She got cunk on my dick.

by Pitmirk January 11, 2021

Cunk

Ejaculate that is globby or stringy instead of smooth and runny.

"Chunky Cum"

"Dude, did you masturbate today?"

"Uh...yeah? How could you tell?"
"I see the cunk in your hair, man."

by dickomode December 4, 2018

cunk

Loose meaning:
1. v. To be screwed over or screw something over
2. v. A weird action that someone or something might do that is inexpressible therefore replaced with 'cunk'.
3. v. Another word for 'cum' but mostly describes secretion of liquids that are similar to semen or are just strange.

Etymology: Primarily used by Twitch streamer SimpleFlips as a bit, also has been used by grayfruit.

1. "This goomba keeps cunking me every time,", "You suck, I just keep cunking you,"
2. "What the fuck? Mario's cunking?!"
3. "Stop cunking on me, that's disgusting."

by syre#3778 May 21, 2021