CUMP

Cump

Useful for when you want to tell someone they are a cum-dumpster, but they’re just not worth the syllables.

Instead of, “OMG you slept with HIM?! Youare such a damn cumdumpster!”
“Fuck’n cump.”

by Maxi P April 5, 2022

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Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over

A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?

by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022

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Cump

The first dump you take after somebody cums in your butt.

After he busted my guts, I had to take a big cump before going home.

by thecheshiresam November 5, 2021

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Donald Cump

Often played at KKK meetings or conservative hangouts after saying slurs, hating minorities and expressing their unrequited love towards Donald Trump. One player is assigned the role of Donald Trump and must wear a full Donald Trump costume. He then must cum in a cup and pass it to another player. On that player’s turn they must say something they love about Trump, gargle the cum and spit it back into the cup and pass it to the next player. If someone doesn’t say anything nice about Trump they must not gargle and pass the cup to another player unpatriotically. The game is over when the song YMCA is done playing.

Oh boy you down to play some Donald Cump? Let’s say nothing bad about him, and gargle our mouths with his cum like true American patriots. I love America

by AltOblvion December 10, 2024

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