crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014

Crabsent

Meat that resembles that of a crab but is created from processed white fish and is devoid of any crab at all.

As it turned out they had been eating crabsent and Julie was faking her allergic reaction the whole time. crabcrab sticks

by EiEiOwen June 19, 2015

anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009

you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 14, 2018

ass crabs

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.

These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

Curbside shopping

:endlessly seeking to find rare or valuable treasures among discarded items/trash left out on the curb or street.

A friend went curbside shopping yesterday and found a rare comic book which was left as trash on the curb.

by Panthera Atrox January 26, 2011

crabs

Nasty ass buggers that live in your pubic hairs.

Guess who, the Crabs. Your pubes, we'll grab. We wait on bedsheets and toilet seats, then pinch your nuts, with our feet. The Crabs, oh yes, the Crabs. The Craaaaaaaaabs.

by (name goes here) July 30, 2006