crunchy

keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.

"how you doin today?"
"stayin' crunchy."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

crunchy

of high quality; excellent

I think Kim is gorgeous and nice. Crunchy for sure!

by wescoe23 June 24, 2008

crunchy

Term showing a liking toward an event or object.

Jason laid down a crunchy groove on guitar hero.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

Crunchy

One who is brunette but blonde on the inside.

She says the stupidest things, she is such ac crunchy.

by Maz December 13, 2004

crunchy

A term used to describe the overly moussed, crispy hair of a chola or chula.

Did you see Maria Conchita's hair? Girl, it is so crunchy that it looks like she dipped it in some fabric stiffener!

by chicago's smartest June 3, 2007

Crunchy

One who is nasty and doesn't care much for themelves. Kind of close to crusty, because bad higene is included in all that is crunchy. Cause if you crusty, you crunchy.

Denise is so crunchy, so doesn't care one bit bout how ho-y sleeping with the football team is. She just nasty!

by Comput4r Pr3z October 8, 2005

Crunchy

Crack mixed with tobacco either in a blunt or spliff form. An evolution of the term chewy blunt, minus the marijuana.

Ay man you got some crack?

Word

Tryin' to roll up a crunchy?

Word

by Crunch head August 30, 2010