A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.
by Simp ._. November 29, 2022
Get the Cristianomug. by idkwhattosaylmao September 14, 2021
Get the cristiano ronaldomug. A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
by anonymous November 6, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiiimug. 🐐
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
by [ Unavailable] March 11, 2025
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiromug. by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug.