crispy croak

knj + crispy croak = fun vids

Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”

by The crispiest croaks May 27, 2019

Crispy Concords

A crispy concord is when you are getting a BJ then half way through the girl stops and put some chips onto the penis then starts again and eats the chips as she goes

Last night this girl gave me a "Crispy Concords" and it was really cripsy

by SpacerINC October 23, 2016

crispy wank

its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping

i had a crispy wank

by batmans cat September 24, 2009

crispy frizzle

When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity

Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries

by Ribzy October 25, 2010

Wicked Crispy

Awesome, cool, bitchin'

Aren't my shoes Wicked Crispy Blaise?

by sarah February 29, 2004

Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.

Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.

by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008

Crispy Eye Syndrome

n. Got to do with The Wanted! It's when you wake up and you are all crispy eyed. ;)

a twitter user: What the fuck is Crispy Eye Syndrome doing on my trending topics?

by nvz May 8, 2011