Creepy

adj. An overused slang term for sexually inappropriate or perverted or for attempting to derive sexual gratification through dishonorable means. Unfortunately, the word has become an abused favorite of melodramatic people who try hard to use the word wherever possible, to the point of rendering the word almost meaningless.

I hate that really creepy guy who keeps trying to dance with me.

by anon4005 August 19, 2006

apollo creed

Former heavyweight champion of the world. Lost title to Rocky Balboa in Superfight 2. Was killed by Soviet Fighter Ivan Drago. King of Sting. Master of Disaster. Count of Monte Fisto.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Creepy McCreeperson

An individual who needs women like air.....every single female he sees is free game to hit on to the point of repulsion. Creepy smile, darting eyes, and exposed neck muscles when in full creeping form. Impossible to hang out with due to obsession with attempting to hit on opposite sex. This may sound appealing to be a wing man.....but be very careful as to not be connected to this individual in the minds of females.......guilt by association could be lethal. If you are looking for this individual check all old model vans...(especially with no windows in the back) and/or light colored Infinities.

I went to lunch with a Creepy McCreeperson and he offended the waitress to the point I know she spit in our food. What a creep.

by twan August 16, 2004

Smoker's Creed

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.

South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".

by Filet Mignate May 20, 2007

creepy tickles

When you have a close encounter with a spider (or any unwelcome little bug), & after you're hyper-sensitive/aware of EVERY little tickle you feel, fearing it may be another critter crawling on ya.

I cant stop scratching my head ever since I found that ant in my hair. I keep thinking I feel more. I got a bad case of the creepy tickles!

by littledesertflower December 7, 2010

Creepyfuck

1.A shortening of the phrase "Fucking Creepy"

2.Anything that's creepiness cannot be described with other words

Say you are going to your grandmothers house. "I'm not staying in that creepyfuck house. We are going to the motel 6."

Did you just try to kiss me? You creepyfuck!

by xxXLil BroXxx November 29, 2011

Creepypasta

Creepy stories that float around on the Interwebs.

Kate: I heard that if you say "Bloody Mary" 3 times into a mirror, a hook will appear on your car door.

Rob: No, dude. That's just some creepypasta.

by howtocookhumans July 26, 2008