Cheese cream is a special sex recipe. It consists of male’s and females cum mixed together with grinded goldfish crackers. Then you add white wine and random beard hair from eBay. Then the woman shits into the mix and both participants drink all of it.
by 4242607342 hmu March 10, 2018
Get the Cheese Creammug. Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
by C L G July 4, 2021
Get the Cream Cheesemug. holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
by Saevi June 16, 2023
Get the cream cheese danishesmug. by LV TV February 2, 2024
Get the Cream Cheesemug. by VillainV3 July 19, 2016
Get the Cream Cheese Bagelmug. When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018
Get the cream cheese surprisemug. The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
Get the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Piemug.