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Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops
i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here
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Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014
"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
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dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!
by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018
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The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.
Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.
by God Hisself June 8, 2023
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Cumpacity

The amount of cum in which one can take
She is a slut, her cumpacity level is very high
by Mrspencer November 13, 2015
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crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.
Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.
by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016
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Maximum Capacititty

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold
Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine
by dirtyjokes01 December 9, 2020
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