Cram bag

Its when you have no condom and have to resort to using a plastic bag to have "protected" sex

" yo dude last night at the party me and this chick were real horny and she wanted to fuck but i didnt have a condom so i had to "cram bag" that bitch"

by Pafrick and Renegade March 19, 2010

Colonel Cram

The act in which a male or female makes a fist and shoves it
up there partners ass. Called a colonel cram because you are cramming a fist up someones ass, and often the partner is inclined to scream "COLONEL" when the act is being performed on them

Sam gave me a colonel cram last night, and man I screamed "COLONEL" so loud it was amazing

by Preston dude December 7, 2006

Shilling Cram

In a porno movie when a man with a large semi soft penis inserts it a woman's vagina, it curves or bends as its being crammed in

Look at the guy in the x rated movie he is doing the Shilling Cram

by Damong October 4, 2017

Happy Cramming

1) -To wish someone the best in studying.

-To wish someone luck with their homework.

Jerry "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Jim "Nah man, I got a bunch of homework"
Jerry "Ok, cool man. Happy Cramming!"

by BranDonAshEmpress15 January 18, 2015

brush cramming

Similar to slacking off all semester and cramming for the final exam, brush cramming is the act of brushing one's teeth excessively shortly before a dentist appointment.

Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was busy brush cramming.

by JFogarty1124 December 30, 2011

Cram Association

Forcing a connection between two unrelated discourses by way of authorial intention.

He really just cram associated abortion with gun control. I hate it when people think cram association is a valid method of discourse.

by Fat_Jag May 1, 2023

Ikea Cram

The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.

Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?

We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.

by Russianhaxor August 17, 2011