When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019

A more polite way of saying, "Holy shit." It sounds cooler and reminds one of the cereal characters.
by CheeriosRGood January 28, 2011

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"
by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.
by superman7489 January 22, 2015

by 1001889epf July 19, 2021

by RealmMav November 5, 2020

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.
by Samerella October 7, 2016
