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crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.
“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”
by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018
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Hygiene Conscience

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.
Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?
by Ramfar June 1, 2011
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Life-conscious

A deeper sense of awareness whereby existence is accepted as it is and life is lived on its own premises, corresponding to a deeper recognition of our own mortality and embracing the limitations and opportunities that life presents us with, as opposed to waiting for paradise or better days to justify our existence.
She signed up for cooking classes like she had always wanted to, after becoming more life-conscious in the wake of her coworker's untimely death.
by facile ac difficile April 3, 2022
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two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;
Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.
by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011
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Collective Consciousness

One of the best songs in Metal gear ever, played when fighting Senator Armstrong
The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind
Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the fabric of society
Collective consciousness controlled as you will see
MIND CONTROL
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
Let your country control your soul
by ChefArmstrongFromMGR:R May 23, 2022
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Flipping the coins

Shoving your testicles individually into the pocket of your clenched thumb and then literally flinging it so hard it launches at extreme speeds into your belly button... it then proceeds to get slightly stuck until the next nut smashes it out of place.
"Imma go flip my coins a few times and hit the sack"
Hence flipping the coins.
-Nudo
by nanashixo March 6, 2018
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Two Coins Law

The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.

Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.
"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."

"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."
by Autocratic January 26, 2010
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