cornhole

a politically correct reference to the term corn holed which refers to anal sex or to fuck where shit is present; shit fuck; not to care about a topic deemed foolish; do not give a damn.

I wonder if the blue wave surfers give a cornhole about the abuse of our constitutional rights, by the government. I do not give a corn hole about protecting the rights of racists to use hate speech.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 1, 2018

cornhole

To engage in anal sex with one's pets, especially dogs. May or may not include the use of gravy or other condiments.

After a triple shift at work, Jimmy went home and cornholed the dog.

by Latenight November 4, 2003

cornhole

A goofy son of a bitch

Look at that goofy son of a bitch. What a cornhole

by Billy Jack February 26, 2005

cornhole

a hole which corn magically appears within 2 minutes of fucking......which is holy.

my cornhole is bigger than yours.

by xTBx June 24, 2007

cornhole

When your partner eats a lot of corn and needs to take a dumb. You give them a good deep buttfuck and when you pull out you cock it is covered with corn like corn on the cob.

If you want some corn on the cocks, feed her corn and tap that cornhole.

by Zig August 29, 2005

cornhole

the nasty stinky hole in which shit flops out of also see RECTUM

holy shit i thought that terd would never make it out of my cornhole

by havok July 31, 2004

Captain Cornhole

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.

Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?

by htownfun August 22, 2009